I need to become an author, create a Cthulu religion, buy lots of boats, and an island with a giant Cthulu statue with no explanation to keep it a mystery. I’ll build a church and instruct everyone to stay away from the island. Inside the statue I’ll pay a person to sell merchandise…
Watch out, there will be a true church of Pastafarianism before we die.
Hopefully they stick to the
108 condimentsI’m kinda hoping for a Cthulu Church myself. Can you imagine how cool the aesthetics of the building would be?
Only place I could find this
I need to become an author, create a Cthulu religion, buy lots of boats, and an island with a giant Cthulu statue with no explanation to keep it a mystery. I’ll build a church and instruct everyone to stay away from the island. Inside the statue I’ll pay a person to sell merchandise…