Seagulls will pick out your eyeballs and eat them while you’re still alive when they can.

When you draw two faces on your face for an interesting picture

Thanks for the refresher. I think I recall Pedro running for class president or something. I’d totally rewatch it with friends if I had any.

What was that movie about? All I remember is there was no swearing

I wonder if he had some sort of penile disorder that was untreatable at the time.

Y’all still use Chrome?

I don’t know how spam bots work. Are they site specific? Did someone create a Lemmy spam bot? Or do the bots attempt to create profiles all over the Internet?

Mango?

Looks like he is at Subway

Interesting beard that you have, bear.

After the kid is removed

sigh unzips

I would be consumed with guilt if a dog wanted to come in to sleep and I shut the door on it. I’m not even a dog person.

You finally made a monkey out of me

Some of us just want to know what time it is without pulling out our cell phones.

I used to have an employer that would give me a 15 minute break at random ass times like 9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math. So I just got a cheap watch and sent my time to the same time as their clock and voila, I was a great employee.

I’m listening

Good eye! It is a famous photo that has been used for critiquing America or capitalism.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breezewood-pennsylvania

The confederates hated America.

I am not small, and I will not fight. I am a coward.

Thanks you

Which Kirsten dunst movie is this?