Do you have to put the pipe in your crack?
“He tells it like it is” means “he says things I like to hear.”
That’s probably the intent, but Zappa’s moustache didn’t flair out, it ran down the sides of his mouth. It almost looks like the Shia LaBeouf from that SNL sketch.
How else would you make long, flowing hair?
Am I crazy, or is that way too close to those trees and bushes?