Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You’re better off just watching the video linked by @[email protected]

That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better

It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch

If someone can go outside wearing nothing but a buttplug, then there is some president.

President is the person who runs the organization or country. Precedent is the thing where an action is preceded by a similar recognized action.

But I really like the idea that someone goes out on a brisk day with their asshole whistling in the breeze because it’s held open with a ring. Then, out of nowhere, the leader of the country gets mixed up in the whole mess.

Butt first…

I paid to watch it! Hey, wait a second… Do you think Mr. XTalk could be just trying to take our money while building a disinformation platform of unchecked greed?

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

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So lidc my bukt and sudc on may baltz

Versus some of that old fashioned homemade chain. HOW ARE THESE PROFESSIONAL PROTESTORS GETTING THEIR HANDS ON COMMERCIAL-GRADE METALS???

Is that how you got the nickname Half-Pinky-Shit-Pants-Low-Blood-Drunk-Ass-Sally? I always wondered what the subtle inside joke was

That scissors scene gets me every time

And Richard Simmons respectfully replied asking Pauly Shore to stop

Both sides are bad the same way that day-past-expiration milk and arsenic are both yucky