Well, they’ve already made progress on point 4

But that’s only 33% accurate. Relish is pickled fruits and vegetables and white bread isn’t brioche.

I don’t give 7zip admin access to my system.

I’m not sure I’d give Russian software root access to my systems.

Found the American (or Liberian or Myanma person)

Wat?

It’s not a clean install if you’re backing shit up!

Also, I just map my home directories to my NAS so I don’t have to worry about backups.

NDAs are usually signed when you’re hired, not when you leave.

I drank more coffee when I was taking Adderall than when I stopped.

Seriously. I was young and thought I was invincible.

Now 5x suspicious mole removals later (no cancer, yet) I regret going shirtless so much.

Right, and that stance is complete and utter sexist horse shit for both genders. It’s saying that women don’t have any agency over their actions at any time, and that all straight men are guilty of raping their partners. It’s also discounting the fact that women can and have raped men.

I’d be willing to bet that most people who believe this have some form of PTSD from the actions of a male, which would be a completely understandable viewpoint to have in that situation.

But, a viewpoint being understandable doesn’t make it reasonable, valid, or healthy. If someone truly believes that no women can ever consent to intimacy with a man, they need to speak to a mental health professional.

It’s no more valid of a viewpoint than saying all white people are racists.

No, it’s not all true, not even theoretically. The idea that women can’t consent to sex is complete and utter horseshit, not to mention insanely sexist.

I added a filter to my ice maker. I just have a new filter shipped every 6 months so I remember to change it.

Because they’re brown, or because they’re not Christian?

Also, they’re immune to cognitive dissonance.

But they were nice to her! Surely that means she has to fuck them, right?

I still want to know how much money my wife’s dumb ass ex-boss lost when the bubble burst. I think he was in the mid 6 figure range.

Eh, my last shroom trip is the reason I no longer do psychedelics. Although through the ego death I did have the epiphany that life doesn’t matter, but it really doesn’t need to.

But, for a decent amount of the trip I felt like invisible hands were trying to drag my brain into insanity.

Too bad legal LSD isn’t a thing, because that was way more chill than shrooms.

Anyways, my depression is persistent depressive disorder, so I don’t have any super lows. My depression sits at a 4-5 scale and doesn’t move. I just go through life basically not feeling feelings.

Tell that to the USB ports on my laptop.

Did you start bjj as an adult? Because if so, that’s why kids are passing you.