I still like the theory that the “mutants” below are just the Flintstones. The Jetson society hoarded all the technology and moved into the sky to get away from the peasants…

Thank you for this answer! I will hopefully be able to use it in the near future to trigger my favorite response from people: “Why do you know that?”

Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs

Since you seem to be a good person to ask, and will probably give a better answer than Google, was the thorn somewhere in our current 26 letter alphabet at some point and got deleted, or was it already gone out of style by the time we settled in our current order?

Yeah, my Steam Deck has made a dent, but I have a big backlog from old school $1 Humble Bundles, because there was no reason not to as a broke gamer with a potato PC…

“When I upgrade I can play all these!”

…such wishful thinking.

Me, looking at my Steam Library…

I’m sure there’s probably some psychopath out there that beat it using a U-Force, but to me that game is as close to impossible as it gets.

“Nintendo Hard” was definitely a real thing. May I contribute Ghosts 'n Goblins to the conversation?

Duck Duck Nope

This reminds me, I really need to start ripping my DVD collection & getting a jellyfin server setup.

I always used to wonder who had more acronyms and initialisms: The medical field or the military.

Then a friend of mine from high school became an Army medic, and the answer is actually: “Holy shit, what is wrong with you people!?”

And here I was thinking my sleep paralysis demon just got a corporate endorsement…

I spent way too long trying to come up with a portmanteau for this and came up blank…

As long as there’s bananas, everything is fine…

No bananas = villain origin story

I love the spaced out look on his face. It’s a look that says “I’m purposefully, blissfully unaware of reality, and if you pop this carefully crafted bubble you will suffer the wrath of the elder gods.”

–We don’t compete with them.

Yes you do; you compete with them for employees. Walks out of interview

And this post will be exhibit A in the divorce proceedings

The version of me on North Sentinel Island is living his best life away from all the crazies and fucking up anyone who tries to disturb his peace.

… I’m jealous.

Plim…

… You will be assigned to Blortch, home of the slaughtering rat people.

There are many people who have jobs they hate because they get good benefits, like healthcare & dental.

The Pokemon are just the abused working class.