You’re doing great, keep it going.

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People who don’t turn off notifications on their phones be like

Bro rise and grind is in like 2 hrs what are you doing awake?

Its our way of mocking the Brits.

It’s probably not on twitters archive anymore. Back in like, idk, 2011? 2013? Kenny Powers (@KFUCKINGP) tweeted the most beautiful tweet to this sentiment.

“I smoke weed when I smoke weed, bitch. Not on some fuckin day in April.”

And since it’s likely been lost to time and poor management, I wanted to share it with you all from memory.

Why have a splintered community when the community isn’t large enough to warrant splitting it? I mean running your own instance is cool and all, but what role does it fill that isn’t already filled?

Nobody dies wishing they’d worked more.

Most people die wishing they’d spent more time with loved ones.

If you’re working to get your own business off the ground, but you still make time for friends, family, and yourself, you’re fine. Especially if your own business is bringing you and those around you joy.

It’s all a balance.

We all know it’s Johnny Cashs song now though.

You’re either a child who needs the last word or

Got’em lmaoooooo

Edit: no jk dude im sure you’re actually really cool irl fr fr I like that you downvoted me tho.

An effective troll doesn’t get emotion pal 😭 go be a tryhard somewhere else. I heard 4chan is cool.

Imagine being such a failure that you can’t even masquerade as a troll without looking pathetic holy shit lmao

lmao what the fuck where did this come from?

Dude stfu no one is here for your insecurities lol

This just in: being in a high position of power in the wealthiest nation to ever exist somehow increases your net worth

Still trying to figure it out. I’ll report back when I know more! 🫡

There’s only like 16,777,216 basic kinds of person.

Like 8^8 variations.

I mean we’re all unique, but not really. There’s like 500 of you on earth right now.

I’d straight up tell a boss that asked for unpaid overtime that their failure to allocate resources is money out of my pocket if and only if you want to hear from the DoL.

Fascists are… also delusional victims of Russian troll farms.

I mean, tankies are kinda worse.

Edit: seems this post is controversial! Let me clarify.

Tankies are definitely worse. 🥂

A “people who know what cloudflare acutally does” vs “people who found the meme funny” conundrum.

You are very difficult to respect.