That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.

Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.

Its ok Adobe, you can admit you want to look at peoples furry porn, we won’t judge you here!

Hell, you can just ask half of lemmy for some, I’m sure they’d be happy to share.

Ronald McDonald by like a good country mile, yeah joker has killed a whole bunch of people, but his kill counter stops every so often, Ronald’s has a constant flow of smoke coming from it its moving so fast.

The wines for you to drink while angrily trying to get a stupid exe you only need once to work.

Cheers! I thought it cut right to the point of who people are interacting with and hopefully they don’t take me too seriously when I say dumbass things.

My favourite line is " ohh you haven’t tried mine yet!" No I haven’t and its because I hate Mac and cheese!

That’s a soft take…

*clears throat*

macaroni and cheese utterly disgusting, nothing about it is appetising, the consistency of it is remarkably similar to the consistency of sewage, it smells like concentrated foot sweat and I dont know how it takes an amazing tasting product like cheese and turns it into the this horrifically vile tasting slop, but that right there is proof of Satan’s existence.

Architect: ahh my masterpiece is complete, I can rest now, not a single repeating measurement in the whole design.

I was elected to meme, not to read.

Well stop trying to make twitter then you fuckin idiot.

Bless you!

Look I’d like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven’t seen decades and I must watch it.

I’m too stoned, I thought you somehow managed to take a screenshot of a broken screen…

I see 6

She literally carries the actors throughout the show.

I got my hours cut to 4 days a week so I could actually have some rest.

I work retail and was working in the meat department which takes 3 people minimum to run efficiently, it was just me and occasionally my boss who was in-charge of the other fresh departments , killed my mental health and my knee got fucked from single handedly running the entire department.

Then I had to get my dog of 15 years put down and because of that job, the last couple of months I was too tired to do things with her as much, so I went " fuck this shit" told my boss I’m unable to fulfil my full time contract and requested hours cut to 4 days max, citing physical and mental health reasons.

Now I get to chill out working fresh produce throwing fruit and veg up, 4 days a week with a bunch of days off scattered around, which I quite enjoy and my mental and physical health are getting better.

I love when he broke character at the end because he was excited about Conan temperature rising 2 degrees.