Based on Trumps defenders, it’s a legal gray area, so yes.

I feel it. I forgot what it was like. I feel… The Bern.

Aggressively.

$10 DLC.

Sorry officer, all I have in my wallet are memes.

No you’re right, we should take the side of the government who actively performs military drills off the coast of a mostly defenseless island of people to subjegate them. The side of a country who has countless times shown us they not only don’t respect our way of living but actively support our enemies like Russia. The side of a country that if given the option would propagandize us the same way they do their citizens. Heard of Tiananmen square?

I’d rather be exploited by billionaires for my work than lied to, manipulated by, exploited by, then murdered by my government in the streets.

I learned from a chef that an oven would work better due to the even heat applied all over but in a pinch or if you don’t want to do all that, the stove top could be fine.

The amount of disgusting freaks that don’t know you need to wash this and reapply the seasoning with oil in the oven is insane to me.

“Pay more for less!” - Tim Apple

I need a submissive mommy goth gf because mine was emotionally abusive and therapy is for cowards 😎

Lol there’s this cute thing called boot camp every branch goes through. It knocks out 80% of your identity and if you were ever in the military you’d know you’re not allowed to have political opinions and damn sure not allowed to voice them. You are a tool. An instrument of the government. The military is not siding with you dumb fucking rednecks cosplaying as militia. You will get steamrolled like the domestic terrorists you are.

PLEASE go test out how effective that second amendment is. Go into any US fort, armed, and see how far you get. I’m begging.

“You’re braindead if you think the military would pick one way or the other.”

“[…] to protect against all enemies foreign and domestic.” They’re not American citizens, they’re terrorists. Insurgents. You clearly have no fucking idea how the game is played, dipshit. The military sides with the military.

Your entire fucking reason for why the government can’t erase your dumb ass is that" they’re American citizens!!" like that has ever stopped them in any situation, ever. Actual fucking retard.

Yeah, fuck me, it’s almost like trying to quell an insurgency on foreign land where every time you murder a terrorist you make more because those terrorists had families and lived in communities. It’s almost like that’s unconventional warfare where the only way to win is by committing a genocide (which we can absolutely do but choose not to, you little fuckin goober).

We didn’t ‘lose’ Vietnam, Afghanistan, nor Iraq. The government decided it wasn’t worth occupying the land any further and had become too costly. You really fuckin think the government is going to just throw their hands up and go “Awe shucks, guess we gotta give up our own land to the hicks with assault rifles.” No you fuckin cabbage, they’ll roll out tanks and APCs from the military bases 15 miles in any direction with full kit and put your dumb ass in your own bed and tuck you in.

You are giga fucked in the head if you think for even a solitary second domestic martial law with the combined force of all military branches is anywhere near as difficult as shipping that same hardware halfway around the world to places that don’t want you there. All shit the founding fathers couldn’t comprehend because going from one landmass to another was still a multi-month journey and not everyone would survive it.

The government only loses when it kills so many of us we can’t make it enough money to put gas in the F-35 raptors.

Found it. Mr. Crabs x Wanda is the least cursed one.

Hate to be that guy but the second amendment was drafted hundreds of years ago. The invention of the nuclear bomb was such a jaw dropping discovery, try explaining to the people who drafted it that the government will have weapons of war that make the arms they had in mind literally useless.

Having guns, for the purpose of keeping a tyrannical government in check, is as effective as bringing ice to the North pole to keep it from melting.

Always expect loss when the joke isn’t obvious

The safe word is banana bread and the universe can’t speak. Enjoy.

Fuck, even the gold isn’t safe.