Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!
Good news! The mortality rate is so high it’s unlikely to spread as far as COVID!
I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!
A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.
My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANAAANAAPHOOOOONE!