All baby animals are absolutely adorable, and human babies look like Winston Churchill having a sulk.
As a straight man I finally feel seen.
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Didn’t know Marks & Spencer’s even made pumps.
She could have just written down where she hid her cash savings.
If we could just round up the political people and get rid of them the world would be a much cleaner place.
Where is the power-bottom secret kept?
They could put in triple glazing? I dunno, just thinking that might be easier.
People thinking they saw the guy get run over is another stupid “Mandela Effect” thing.
It’s actually pronounced more like “murn doo”.
“Must be experienced at balancing multiple competing priorities”.
They’re turning the frogs gay!
Smarter than the average bear.
Make thyself scarce, cur, less ye see the back of my hand.
All my exes are bash commands.
C3PO is referenced in Heretics Of Dune.
Someone needs to tell Mads he’s way too old to take Jordan Peterson seriously.