They hired a gay actor specifically so they could shoot this one scene.

Worst one is probably Apple. They just announced “Apple Intelligence” which is just ChatGTP whose largest shareholder is Microsoft. Figure that one out.

Windows has WinGet now. It’s probably already installed but if not, their install page says it can be installed from the Microsoft Store. It also has WSL for running Linux programs.

Using a browser to download a browser is for people who don’t know how to use a package manager.

Are you telling me Atticus Finch wasn’t a bird lawyer?

You took over the tiff. Out tangoed the tosser. Tough titties on that trade you twit, no truce.

0.25 / 0.5 = 0.5
0.25 = 0.5 × 0.5
1/4 = 1/2 × 1/2

This was tried in court. The response from the judge was “If the man is dead, then he cannot petition the court. If the man is not dead, then his life sentence has not been served.” An excellent exchange of sophistry!

This meme is about requiring a PSN account

80s: corporations send hundreds of tonnes of trash to landfills while people are told to reduce the trash they generate

90s: corporations make everything plastic and disposable while people are told to recycle

00s: corporations cover the atmosphere in greenhouse gasses while people are told to reduce their carbon footprint.

10s: corporations buy politicians while people are told to vote.

I’ve worked at so many places where there are multiple mid-level managers with overlapping responsibilities and staff. It just leads to conflicting orders and the people who get in trouble when things don’t get done are the workers and never the managers who issued impossible tasks.

I liked Jon Stewart’s take, paraphrased:

“Tech companies say AI is going to cure cancer and fix climate change…and they put it in a toaster. I got making toast covered. Please keep working on the curing cancer thing”

Yeah this is just selfishness. Capitalism is when the one kids father bought the tree decades ago and now that kid has the legal right to all of its fruits forever despite doing literally nothing.

I could see the old man making his account
“Breeding college? I’m a big supporter of American agriculture.”

I wanted to make a chemistry pun but all the good ones argon

Your raise schedule should be outlined in your union contract! :)

It’s like the guys who carry expensive pocket knives everywhere hoping someone will need to cut something.

Motorcycle licences should come with an organ donor registration card

I’m vegetarian. Western food is so focused on meat that people often have no idea how to make a meal that doesn’t contain it. My mother once asked me how to make a vegetarian version of Chicken Parmesan. So keep the tomato sauce, cheese, and spices, but swap out the chicken with pasta. Congrats you’ve made vegetarian Chicken Parmesan. I like to call it Spaghetti.