password managers work too

But many of the people who follow them are genuine believers.

I don’t believe that, even if they say they do, I don’t believe that they actually believe it

I don’t think the vast majority of self-proclaimed flat earthers actually believe that shit

It never works when you want it to

Ah yes, the endless abyss…The existential type of horror in your own mind.

The uncertainty, and the certainty mashing together. Intrusive thoughts at super speed.

Hey addicts! Here’s some inspiration

My great grandfather started smoking when he was very young. One day he got a call from his wife’s doctor that she had asthma.

He quit smoking cold turkey half way through a cigarette and kept that half-empty pack of cigarettes with one half-smoked on his dresser for the rest of his life and never touched tobacco again.

You can stop drinking and smoking, do it!

I don’t get this one

look at the plug and look at the hole. Square peg square hole

the oldest millennials are 44 actually

Team skeet moment

If I got offered a free vacation? somewhere in Alaska and I’d never post pictures that could potentially lead to revealing my real identity online anyway

I don’t really listen to music. So no, no music on the way there.

filtering by IP address how?

the IP address of your modem? Well your ISP will easily be able to tell whether or not you’re using a VPN. And I guess at that level if someone used a quantum computer on your modem’s connection from the modem to the proxy, then yeah, they’d probably be able to evesdrop as long as they have access to the lines from your house to the hub of your local ISP and the VPN you’re using doesn’t have quantum-safe encryption.

If you’re in a position where you’d need to worry about a corporation or government using a quantum computer to get into your shit you’ve got bigger problems.

From what I understand, it requires a fuck-ton of electricity to run a quantum PC and they’d need to use even more electricity on top of that to keep it cool in a refrigerated room at sub-zero temperatures.

But that’s only what all the tech-companies making them are currently saying. There’s probably more advanced stuff that they’re keeping secret. We’ll never know until another whistleblower sacrifices their entire life to tell the world about it.

Use Mullvad, iVPN or Proton and they really won’t see what you’re doing

with Mullvad and iVPN, be sure to use the quantum encryption. And to help obscure your traffic with proton, be sure to use a proxy that has around 50% to 60% usage. That way anyone who tries to use a quantum computer to break the encryption on a proton VPN proxy is going to see everyone else’s traffic using that proxy as well as you. There would be a lot of shit to go through even if they use a quantum computer.

I actually laughed at that last part.

I don’t let my cats outside without direct supervision.

An omnipotent and supreme being, who loves me, wants all of my money before he’ll get rid of my cancer?

Hey Christians! Who do you think Jesus would deny healthcare to? Who do you think Jesus would be okay with dropping a drone-bomb onto?

Jesus is actually hiding under my couch right now. When I first saw him down there, I asked him what he was doing there and he said “I’m hiding from the Christians”

The boss upstairs set him up with a pocket dimension with his own utilities down there, but sometimes when it’s just him, the cats and my dog in the house he’ll come up to my room and watch me play video games.

He doesn’t like my taste in video games, he’s put off by the violence in a lot of them. But when I showed him video-essays on how “the flood” works in halo, he compared it to the bullshit megachurches are always doing, how they infect people and extort them into giving up their money.

Jesus is a really cool guy…modern day Christians on the other hand…that’s another story

99% of self proclaimed Christians hate megachurches.

that’s a pretty big fucking 1% that give money to megachurches then

There’s another verse of the bible that says “all things are possible with god”

However…One thing the bible is pretty consistently against is liars, cheaters and thieves.

To be a mega-church preacher, you need to be a liar a cheater, and you need to know how to run a scam, so that would fall under the category of a thief.

“Give me all of your money and god will cure your cancer!” obvious scam and a lie.

“Give me all of your money and god will make your credit card debt vanish” is another thing I’ve seen mega-church types say.

The one time Jesus was ever violent was when he flipped tables and used a whip to get all the merchants out of the church. But under 100% of other situations, he literally wouldn’t fight anyone even if they attacked him unprovoked.

Does that sound like the kind of guy that wants a church to be a for-profit business? Mega-churches claim they’re non-profit, but all of them live in giant mansions and own multiple private jets and multiple cars that each cost more money that I’ve ever earned in my life.

I’m non-religious, but I’m more in line with what Jesus wanted people to do than 99% of self proclaimed Christians.

Nah, the B-17 is the OG and the better one