I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain

Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?

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I hope you’ll soon get the help you need 🙏

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Nobody who says “lol” is actually “laughing out loud”

We should do something before those unalive fuckers get any ideas of grandeur. I say we go to our local cemetery and kill those dead bastards

I laughed at this. Not just blowing air out of my nose but actual sounds-coming-from-my-mouth laughed

Every piece of new technology is impossible until it suddenly isn’t anymore

I don’t get it. Hot Dog Donut? Sausage bread? Sweet and sav- OH GOD, I GET IT! HOW DO I UNGET IT?

If you wanna get technically, according to Richard Dawkins, author of The Selfish Gene (1976) which first coined the term “meme”, a meme is "a unit of culture—such as “tunes, ideas, catch‐phrases, clothes fashions, ways of making pots or building arches.”

So yes, your post would count as a meme, but so would pegging

Also When They Capitalize Every God Damn Word Like This!

I never got why people love working from home so much. Home has so many distractions like my PC, my phone, my fridge, etc.

It also helps to just physically seperate my work from my free time. My home is my fortress where no work shall ever be done, a place for resting and wanking.

Also, work was like 90% of my social interaction and the pandemic really did a number on me.

In a cruel twist of fate, I now work almost exclusively from home, a dream for others, a dread for me.

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