Nope, it’s been floating around on the internet for years. I’m not sure who the OC is.

I love this meme format

Chronic pain gang, rise up 💪 (or remain seated)

MiniMinuteMan did a bit where he just juggled while talking about the sponsor and you know what, it fucking worked on me. Jangle those keys for me.

If you stop paying your car or home loan it gets repossessed, people with bad money management still have incentives to pay those on time.

Sorry, I’m not sure how to answer “how is measuring your credit worthiness based on your income a good way to determine how much to lend you.” I would think it’s pretty obvious that your capacity to repay a loan is dependent on your current income, not how many loans and credit cards you’ve had active in the past.

We can’t ignore that there are other ways of doing it besides credit scores or overt racism. Some countries have no credit scores at all and just base loan eligibility on your salary and employment history.

Printing imitation US dollars is illegal. Printing Varven Bux is legal! They may not be accepted everywhere, though.

Hidden Fortress by Akira Kurosawa. It’s still enjoyable today IMO, and you can really see how some of the characters are a direct line to Star Wars characters.

Holding the roses like it’s a glass of wine.

Their feet are like if monkeys had toe beans. It should be disturbing, but it’s just cute.

That’s chicken of the woods, named for its flavor. If you see something that makes you say “that looks like chicken of the woods” it’s because it’s chicken of the woods.

Run tap water through a filter and a seltzer maker and then you’ve got the freshest, crispest seltzer known to man 🤌 None of that nasty ass metal can flavor in it

Oh sorry for being unclear, fortunately he didn’t have a herniated disc! It was a severe muscle spasm in his lower back that pinched a nerve, which is why the muscle relaxers fixed him up.

My partner doesn’t even have bad back problems and threw his back out doing that, so definitely make sure your form is good and consider getting someone who knows what they’re doing to help you if you’re starting a new exercise. He didn’t have any warning either, he had just been doing squats for a week or two and felt fine before it gave out. It took a full week of passing out on muscle relaxers to get him back up to speed, and he still needed physical therapy.

That said, I’ve done squats as part of my physical therapy program and it worked great. Form and not overdoing it is the important thing!

That seems to be mostly about monetization and commodification, which should already be absent from shitposting.

Could you link to more information about this?

I believe the preferred past tense form is screenshat. (By me, it’s preferred by me.)

If you are buying expensive jewelry to hold value that’s fine, but that’s not what everyone is doing or wants. If you don’t care about e-waste then frankly I’m not sure why you care what other people spend their money on.