I have to make a confession:

The big one is just the best. Never uses his claws, not even when getting a bath to destroy the fur-monster of the shedding season. He uses it to pick up food tho. He doesn’t mind getting them clipped.

The little one’s a vocal bastard. But he also accepts, while being not amused and complaining all the tine, the clipping.

dude I’m supposed to learn how to taxes, not be reminded to crawl back into the rabbit hole of how to sharpen a knife on a whetstone by hand

Survival has nothing to do with survival anymore…. Sadly…

Someone definitely needs contact lenses to just be able to see through those glasses

Don‘t forget that this makes their asses wet AF

I think checks are a thing of only American past. Can’t think of anywhere else where they used checks so frequently. While they existed, they were the exception

This somehow made it worse and now my gums hurt.

I only use Reddit for niche NSFW stuff. That fucking Reddit app has access to the 3D Audio of the AirPods Pro - I have disabled 3D Audio in the iPhone settings.

I save $7 per day working from home while I can listen to death metal.

Windows: NO! YOU CAN NOT UNINSTALL THE BROWSER!!! Linux: Sure, delete Sys32.

But I’m severely underfucked ☹️ #Jigglypuff #FinalDestination #NoItems #3Stock

Reddit is for Porn. I got my year-thing and scrolled for 2 million bananas. I’m only subscribed to Porn and have been clicking on 1 or 2 things from MapPorn that got suggested to me while browsing through the ad-infested home feed. Have a guess on what they said was the post I liked more than the "The Gorilla Grip and Twist 5000“ I’ve spent months watching.

The only good thing that the Americanization brought is, that, except the French, the world can communicate with each other in English.