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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • Agent641@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlPiracy
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    2 months ago

    In one of my uni courses, I found a free copy of the required textbook and posted a link to it on the forum in the LMS saying “Hey prof, is this the correct textbook?” By the time the prof responded and politely took my message down a week later, everyone had helped themselves to a copy.
















  • Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

    getting up at 4:15am

    Wife: “Babe why so early?”

    PC: “Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins.”

    Later

    Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there’s a line of hungry patriots waiting already!

    Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.